Chocolate Dicks & Asses


We have both kinds of wonderful things. Chocolate dicks and asses. You know you want them. You want them sloppy and chocolate.

Dicks     Asses

Chocolate Dicks!


Despite myths perpetuated by pornography, chocolate dicks come in all shapes and sizes, though I think you'll agree that the most enjoyable ones are sweet and huge.

I need dick!

Chocolate Asses!


Already have a chocolate dick? Just not that interested in dicks? Fine, we've got chocolate asses. Pairs perfectly with chocolate dicks yet wholly enjoyable on their own. Eat some ass!

Gimme dat ass!

About Us


We just love chocolate dicks & asses.

Dicks

There are other words, but this one is good.

Asses

Some people allow dicks in theirs, others don't.

Extras

When you play in the dirt don't be surprised when you get dirty. It washes off, it's fine.

Made with Love

We believe that all chocolate dicks and asses should be made with wet sloppy love.

Let's Get In Touch!

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All humans need communication and physical contact. Let's pick one or both and do that. Call or email me and let's talk about our love of chocolate dicks and ass. Maybe we get crazy and talk about chocolate salty balls.